>We clerks are not perfect.  When you’re in the babysitting business, you’ve gotta kick out scumbags and sometimes, we get the wrong scumbag. Sometimes police get the wrong guy.   Not everyone can have a photographic memory like Detective Goren on Law and Order…  That fuckin guy.  There is a club here in Portland called [...]

>

Michael Mcbride was a scumbag from the day he was born. He was ugly and ridiculously stupid. His mother was a whore and a drunk, his sisters were no better. Now in their 60′s, I imagine Bev and Barb feel bad about leaving me alone with their [...]

>Once upon a time, a very beautiful young man came into the store looking for a vibrator for his girlfriend.

She’s shy, he says.

Then she’s not adult enough to have sex, I think.

The boy seemed a little nervous too but, hey, I’ve done this way more often than he has, so I put [...]

>

Well I do. efferteez.com, click on the KL logo and go get you somethin pretty. My head hurts and is still fuzzy from the possible brain damage I may have had during my drunk skinny dip/fall in a fountain. Love, your pornclerk

>Continuing our saga of the Tranny hooker we call Miss M…

She claimed she could deep throat a soda can with out even using her hands.  I called bullshit on her. Seriously? In fact the Girl had a big, luscious mouth, so I didn’t doubt her ability to get a cock IN it, but to deep [...]

>

Pornclerk Andrew is more than a clerk, he is an extremely gifted writer and a fellow soldier with us, literally in the SHIT.  Though probably each of us clerks have our own personal Shitter story, this one is The Freddy Krueger of Shitters.  Andrew kindly gives us, Shitzilla.  Turn on all the lights.  Lock [...]